The Oooziest Dalgona Lava Cake

Lockdown extended by another three weeks. Well, damn. I appreciate my privilege and the luxury I have, but every now and then I have my oh fuck moments. Those, how is this reality, moments. Those how does the world go back to normal, moments. It’s better to feel your feelings, and not let them fester…

The Easiest Lockdown Bread Ever

So, we’re locked in. It’s wild guys. Like it’s a daily dose of what in the flying hell is going on? How did we slip into this parallel universe? This alternate timeline. The entire world is locked inside their homes, anxious and nervous about when things will go back to normal — what normal will…

The Chewiest Chocolate Chip Cookies

Oh, Cookie. It’s the most darling of endearments. And with reason, of course. A good old, old fashioned, totally chocolatey, oh so gooey, even more chewy, slightly crispy and a tad bit salty… chocolate chip cookie. Oh, Cookie! Indeed. Do I have your attention? The saliva dripping down your chin indicates a hells yes. I’ve…

The Wasabi-est Tahini Noodle Salad

So once in a while… okay once in a damn week, I crave the explosive umami of Japanese food. But at the same time your diet plan is staring you in the face, judging every time you choose to go out to eat. It’s even watching your online ordering — don’t think your diet plan…

The Fluffiest Pancake Stack Yet

This recipe was created with the most wholesome of intentions — winning over the affections of my 7 nieces and nephews on Christmas morning. It started the night before… It was a perfect cold winter night, we had just finished decorating the Christmas tree, the house was overflowing with family and love and laughter and…

The Summeriest Egg Salad Sandwich

So egg salad sandwiches remind me of summer days in London. Random, yes. But it’s something that instantly transports me to walking down Piccadilly towards the park, with a bag from Pret or M&S with an egg salad sandwich and chips. Ahem, crisps. And probably a chocolate milkshake. What? Haven’t ya’ll heard of VACATION MODE,…

The Butteriest Mashed Potatoes

Comforting. Unconditional. Your first thought when you’re upset. Your first thought when you’re angry. Always got your back when someone pisses you off. And just plain wonderful. Sounds like I’m describing one of your best friends? Well yes. But ALSO potatoes. These little starchy, nubby, balls are definitely on every list I’ve ever made for…

The Crunchiest Chocolate Brittle

Chocolate. Caramel. Sea Salt. Name a better combination. I dare you. It doesn’t exist. It’s the fucking best. INSERT DRAKE: “And I say the same thing every single time I say, you the fuckin’ best (Ayy), you the fuckin’ best (Ayy) You the fuckin’ best (Ayy), you the fuckin’ best (Ayy) You the best I…

The Tartiest Lemon Cheesecake

It’s been one of those weeks. I’m moody and cranky, and work has been in a slump. So yes, super bleghy. And usually, my mantra is pretty simple: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Add vodka.” HOWEVER. When life (or your best friend) gives you organic, home-grown lemons the size of your face. You…

The Quickest Avo Sushi Bowl Ever

You guys. I’ve been craving sushi like a crazy person all week. All thanks to the delicious food at Izumi that I ate last Monday. Literally all my friends are tired of me trying to coerce them into going for sushi all week. I’ve eaten it 4 times in 6 days. And to be honest…